I'm going to be an uncle again!!
My Sis has informed me that she will be having a boy around March 08.
I can't wait for him to get here and get through the poopy diaper stage so we can get to the good stuff that I can help him with. I've made a short list of the activities/skills I will be focusing our efforts on. Let me know if I have left anything out. . .
Little Nephew Training Schedule
- Dance like a silly person (He has some competition here as his older sister took to instruction like a champ and has mastered the arm flailing and jumping up and down.)
- Application of grass and earth to new articles of clothing (That new jumper you just bought him, he's going to learn the proper technique when crawling in the grass to apply just the right shade of green.)
- Utilize obscure sayings to baffle adults/people in general (Main instruction here will be provided by Grandpa with gems like, "Oky Doky" and "Darn Tootin")
- Hasty housing construction (When caught in a storm he'll need to know how to properly construct an emergency shelter of available materials; couch cushions, cardboard, blankets)
I have a few months to firm up this syllabus so please contribute to the education of a minor. . .
