As none of you may recall I had started a basic outline of instruction for my new nephew who will now be arriving a mere 6 wks from today. I thought it best to revisit and request input from y'all. So if you have some ideas please let me know and I'll update the syllabus.
- Dance like a silly person (He has some competition here as his older sister took to instruction like a champ and has mastered the arm flailing and jumping up and down.)
- Application of grass and earth to new articles of clothing (That new jumper you just bought him, he's going to learn the proper technique when crawling in the grass to apply just the right shade of green.)
- Utilize obscure sayings to baffle adults/people in general (Main instruction here will be provided by Grandpa with gems like, "Oky Doky" and "Darn Tootin")
- Hasty housing construction (When caught in a storm he'll need to know how to properly construct an emergency shelter of available materials; couch cushions, cardboard, blankets)
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Depending on the family, the silly dancing gene may or may not be recessive. In my family, it appears as a dominant characteristic.
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